First things first, everyone go and block off July 12th on your calendars right now. That’s when the World Famous Osceola Hotel’s 42nd annual Turtle race will take place. Judging by this year’s 246 turtle entrants (which far exceeds the number of Osceola inhabitants), this spectacle is gaining international acclaim. Oh, Osceola, NY how truly memorable you were. Here are just a few of the highlights:
- Turtle racing strategy was described to us with great enthusiasm. Each race competitor has their own method for getting their turtles to run fast; however, two of the most popular methods are tickling their bellies and leaving them upside down for a while before the race
- The “World Famous Osceola Hotel” is actually a bar/restaurant that numerous colorful locals frequent. Apparently, the gentlemen who lives above the bar has a pet wolf and he insisted on describing its lineage to us in detail
- Steve-O, an extremely inebriated local, spent much of the night howling loudly, playing “Happy” by Pharrell Williams, and being warned that if he didn’t quiet down he would be thrown out… until he was thrown out
- Finally, the toll for camping behind this historic building was having to listen to a blaring church sermon on the radio all night long
- Bro-Tank: We completely forgot to take a picture with the semi-jacked Fulton high school kid wearing a tight, neon-colored tank top that read “Bro, do you even lift?”
- Hot Wings Eating Challenge: Kellen was relegated to the Wall of Shame at Sodus Point’s Captain Jack’s restaurant after only eating 4 of the required 10 hot wings
- Carrie is a machine: No matter how sore her back or knees are she just keeps plugging away. No whining, just powering through
- Kellen’s Wardrobe Malfunctions: He gets overly concerned spilling on himself at meals; conversely, he voluntarily wears biking shorts with a hole in the butt… I don’t get it